If you agree with me, disagree with me, or just think that the Big O is full of it, drop the me a line. Perhaps you can even work your way up to Junior Optimist.

And if you respond now, you can get one of these sweet Optimist T-shirts -- great for wearing or waxing your car. If you write in with a quip or querie -- (writing in with nothing or "I want a shirt" will get you bupkis) -- you can be the first kid on your block to sport the threads that you can see modeled below by Cavaliers guard Daniel Gibson and foxy Cavalier Girl, Suzanne.

Just make sure to include your size and mailing address. Figuring out the final score of Cavalier games is easy; figuring out where each of you live is much, much harder.

Anyway, to help you understand me better, here are some past columns. I've altered them to make all predictions accurate.