Chicago Matadors: John's Personal Profile
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Full Name:
John Cornelius Dorgan IV
Nickname:
Noodles
Age/Birthday:
23/October 27
Hometown:
“A TOWN” aka Alsip
Occupation:
Tile Setter
Marital Status:
Single
Education:
I got learned real good!
Hair Color:
Brown
Eye Color:
Green
Height/Weight:
6’2”/350 pounds of pure lovin!
Waist/Pant size:
52”
Tattoos/Birthmarks:
None that I know of
Criminal Record:
Classified Information
Favorite animal to eat:
Ponies
Favorite midnight snack:
Champagne wishes and caviar dreams
Best Buffet:
Paul Bunyan in Wisconsin Dells.
Most Prized Possession:
My Hannah Montana microphone and guitar and my full collection of High School Musical Dolls.
Boxers or Briefs:
I like my leotards….
Greatest accomplishment:
When I was 12, I learned how to tie my shoes.
Pet Peeves:
Mosquitoes and skinny people who tell me how to lose weight.
Dream Job:
Bouncer at Bourbon Street
Celebrity you most resemble:
Lucca Brazzi
Female celebrity you’d most like to meet:
Martha Stewart
Three words that describe me:
Easy going and cheap
I feel sexiest when:
I wear my silky lingerie
My idea of a romantic evening is:
Drawing a bubble bath, lighting some scented candles and relaxing with a good romance novel.
My best physical feature:
My hands, I used to be a hand model.
I am a big Bulls fan because:
See waist/pant size
Best advice or quote:
“Life’s a garden, dig it!” --Joe Dirt
